funny jokes I read from a book...

Hospital Canteen

" My Name is Cheong S Wong."
"What does the 'S' stand for?"
"Nothing.My father dropped a noodle on my birth certificate while he was dining at the hospital canteen."


Isn't the principal a Dunmmy!

" Isn't the principal a dummy?!" said a boy to a girl.
"Well,do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No," replied the boy.
"I'm the principal's daughter," said the girl.
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!!" said the boy with sigh of relief.

Cupcakes

Fei Chye was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for Christmas dinner.As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew,Mikey,helping them bake some cupcakes.

After they were done,his sister-in-law allowed Mikey to put the icing on.When the boy finished the task,he brought the cupcakes to the table.

"The cupcakes look dilicious, Mikey,"his uncle said.He took a bite and said,"Mikey these are so good."

As he finished the cupcake and took another, he again complimented his little nephew. "The cupcakes look beautiful, Mikey." his uncle said. "how did you get the icing so neat?"

His nephew replied, "It was easy.I just licked them."

The uncle turned pale.He pointed to the plate of cupcakes." You licked all of these?"

" Well no..." replied Mikey sheepishly. " After a while, my tongue got tired so I get the dog to help."


Eating supper

Little girl: Mommy, are bugs good to eat?
Mother: Darling, I don't think we should talk about this while we are eating supper....

Later while they were washing dishes...

Mother: Now,what is it that you wanted to ask me?
Little girl: Oh,not much Mommy! There was a bug in the stew..but now it is gone!!

Contestants React to Paula Abdul Leaving American Idol

Paula Abdul and Kris Allen are seen backstage at the American Idol Season 8 Top 2 Performance Show on May 19, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.
Frank Micelotta/Getty Images

Former contestants are bummed that Paula Abdul is leaving American Idol.

"Paula leaving American Idol is like a honeycomb without the honey," season 7's Blake Lewis tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. "She brought a sweetness to the AI that no one can replace. She will be forever our girl."

Look back at Paula's wackiest outfits over the years.

Season 8 winner Kris Allen posted on Twitter: "We love you. Glad I was able to be a part of your last season on the show. You showed us so much love."

Added top three contestant Danny Gokey: "I'm really sad 2 see Paula Abdul not coming back 2 Idol. She was the judge with the biggest heart! She really will be missed :( The whole thing has many people feeling :(."

See the weight ups and downs of Idol contestants.

Brooke White, who competed on Season 7, wrote: "I honestly didn't think she was going to leave Idol. When I saw her Tweet, I said 'Wow!'…Sitting on the edge of that stage, you feel pretty vulnerable out there. And when you're getting chewed up, any sort of relief is nice. Paula was that little ray of hope. She cushioned the blows a little bit. Not everyone at home liked that, but I can speak as someone who did sit at the edge of that stage, and to have someone who was concerned and caring helped."

Season 1 contestant Jim Verraros changed his Facebook status to say: "not having Paula back for the ninth season of Idol is a huge mistake. Paula, I love you and thank you for making me feel worthy. The show will be nothing without you..."

funny momments...

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<< did I say that you're cute??




Thinking of someone??>>
got caught by Li Wei..

Biography about Jonas brothers..WEE~~

One of the most popular teen-affiliated groups of the 2000s, the Jonas Brothers craft hook-filled power pop anthems in the vein of McFly, Hanson, and the Modern Lovers. The young New Jersey natives (while readying their 2006 debut, brothers Joseph, Kevin, and Nicholas Jonas topped out at 16, 17, and 13, respectively) were reared in the city of Wyckoff under the tutelage of musical parents. Nicholas showed a particular flair for singing; by the age of seven, he'd already begun a modest career as a Broadway performer. The young vocalist also took an interest in songwriting, even co-writing a Christmas tune in 2002 alongside his father. Several years later, his soulful voice had wowed enough executives at Daylight/Columbia Records to warrant a solo album, and Nicholas began writing original material with help from his two brothers. The siblings' songs impressed the president of Columbia, who ultimately signed the trio in 2005.

The Jonas Brothers' full-length debut, It's About Time, was released in August 2006. Featuring the songwriting talents of Desmond Child and Fountains of Wayne's Adam Schlesinger, the album peaked at number 91 on the Billboard charts and earned the siblings a modest audience, particularly among fans of Radio Disney. Nevertheless, the Jonas Brothers were dropped from Columbia's roster in early 2007. They bounced back by signing with Hollywood Records, a Disney-owned label that helped the group exponentially expand its fan base. An eponymous sophomore album, Jonas Brothers, arrived in August 2007, supported by a number of Jonas Brothers appearances on the Disney Channel's various programs. The band also toured in support of the record, selling out shows coast to coast -- including a stop at the Gibson Amphitheater in Los Angeles, which was the fastest sold-out show in the venue's history.

The reality television show Jonas Brothers: Living the Dream documented the band's life on the road, and the band's TV presence was furthered along by Camp Rock, a 2008 Disney Channel television movie that featured the brothers and up-and-coming star Demi Lovato. The movie was watched by nearly nine million viewers and launched the Jonas Brothers' next single, "Burnin' Up," which helped whet demand for the release of A Little Bit Longer later that year. In 2009, the trio released Music from the 3D Concert Experience, along with a live concert film of the same name. Later that year, they released their fourth studio album, Lines, Vines and Trying Times. James Christopher Monger, All Music Guide

I founds these in the internet..it's really meaningful..

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."

- Ayn Rand (1905-1982)

"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work." - Emile Zola (1840-1902)

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."

- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."

- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

"Dancing is silent poetry."

- Simonides (556-468bc)

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) [I like this..haha..]

Birthday girl!!

' Happy birthday to me..happy birthday to me....'

Birthday are the most wonderful moment in our life...
It's not about presents..
It's not about cakes...
It's not about having parties....
It's all about God...when he bring us into our life....
It's a memory....


I found this in the internet..see what it says...
A birthday, as the term implies, is the anniversary of the particular day on which a person was born.


Yup...it's all about that...
I had an awesome birthday this year..
thanks to my wonderful and thoughtful friends..
who are always at my side..
help me up when I fall...
fill my cup when I am dry...
share happy moments together...
thinking back of those wonderful memories we had when we were young...
It was childish...YET FUN!!
Friends~~ you will always be in my heart..
never will forget you guys...who make my life colorful..

Life is full of surprise!!

Life is fill with surprise!!it can be from your friends..family..or even yourself...
My wonderful friends are the most surprising gift God gave me...can't explain that feeling inside of me...

Thanks guys for that wonderful surprise you gave me on the day before my BIRTHDAY!! never thought that you guys would give me such a shocking present!!

hmm..I love my life!! It's so colourful!!! thank God for that...

Thanks for the surprise!!

celebrated my birthday early with my friends..they gave me a muffin at first..then they said they have not enough money to buy a cake..so..a muffin is better than nothing..haha...I was looking at the K room screen when they gave me the muffin...when I finally turn around...I saw Li yoong holding a cake with the picture of B-zai on it!!! I was so happy..I screamed!!! but Li yoong accidentally burn the corner of the picture when she's lighting up the candles..but it's ok..they gave me 2 picture of B-zai..I was really really happy!! I don't even know how to express my feelings...I almost cried..happy tears...I took so many pictures of the picture...but I guess that picture is kinda private..can't put it up...haha...